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Illustrated technical information covering Vol 2 Over 800 multi-choice systems questions Study notes and technical information Close up photos of internal and external components A compilation of links to major 737 news stories with a downloadable archive Illustrated history and description of all variants of 737 Detailed tech specs of every series of 737 Databases and reports of all the major 737 accidents & incidents General flightdeck views of each generation of 737's Description & news reports of Advanced Blended Winglets Press reports of orders and deliveries A collection of my favourite photographs that I have taken of or from the 737 Details about 737 production methods A compilation of links to other sites with useful 737 content Get the book of the website A quick concise overview of the pages on this site


Why Aeroplanes are Better than Women


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Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

An aeroplane’s thrust to weight ratio is higher.

An aeroplane does not get mad if you "touch and go."

An aeroplane does not object to a pre-light inspection.

Aeroplanes come with manuals.

Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limits.

You can fly an aeroplane any time of the month.

Aeroplanes like to do it inverted.

Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.

Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Aeroplanes don't care about how many other aeroplanes you have flown.

When flying, you and your aeroplane both arrive at the same time.

Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.

Aeroplanes don't mind if you buy aeroplane magazines.

Aeroplanes don't mind if you rent another aeroplane.

It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane.

An aeroplane will kill you quickly... a woman takes her time.

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