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AA
Abort! Abort!
Always Awful
Aer Lingus
Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits.
Air Fungus.
Aeroflot
An Exciting Russian Offer For Lashings Of Terror
AeroMexico
Aeromedio (miedo is fear in Spanish)
AI
Allah Informed
Air Canada
Err Canada
Air France
Any individual requiring Flight readily accepts nasty crashing experience
Air Chance
Air India
After I Return I'll never Do It Again
An Interesting Ride, I'll Not Do It Again
Alaska
Another Late Arrival, Start Kissing Ass
Allegany Airlines
Agony Airlines
Alia
Always Late In Arriving
Alitalia
Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Alaska
A Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italian Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
Aloha
Always Leave on Hawaiian Air
American
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
AOM
Almost Out of Money
ANSETT
Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown
Chance it with Ansett
ATA
All Times Approximate
Armourous Tits & Ass
AUA
Almost Unknown Airline
AWA
Always Wasting Assets
BA
Bloody Awful
British Apoplectic
Bad Attitude
BEA
Better Eat Afterwards
Back Every Afternoon
Best Ever Airline
Been Ere Already
BNWA
Bankrupt Next Week - Again!
Bobs Not Winning Again
BOAC
Bend Over And Cough
Boys Own Aero Club
Bend Over Again Christine
British Organisation; Another Calamity
Better On A Camel
Better Organised After Christmas
Blast Off And Crash
Boeing Only Aircraft Club
Base Over Apex Corp
Britian's Only Airborne Circus
British Oozing Artificial Charm
British Overdue Airlines Corporation
Boeing
Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
BWIA
Best Women In the Air
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Britains Worst Investment Abroad
Better Walk If you're Able
Born to Wait In Airports
But Will it Arrive?
But Will I Arrive?
CAAC
China Airlines Always Crashes
Chinese Airlines Always Cancel
Canada 3000
Cattlecar 3000
Dan Air
Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
Delta
Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
Don't Ever Land There Again
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Dropping Everybody's Luggage Through Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise?
Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
Dazed Executives Leading This Airline
Doing Everything Less Than Average
Damm - Everything Leaves Through Atlanta
Departing Even Later Than American
Doing Everything Like Total A**holes
Dont Expect Luggage To Arrive
DHL
Damaged, Hidden or Lost
Drop it, Hide it, Lose it
Don't Have Lunch
Desperately Hopelessly Lost
EAA
Even Apes Aviate
El Al
Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost
Emirates
English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering
Finnair
Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality
Garuda
Good And Reliable Until Departure Announced
Good And Reliable.........Under Dutch Administration
Gulf Air
Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair
JAL
Journey Always Late
Jump And Live
JAT
Just Any Time
Joke About Time
JMC
Just Might Crash
Just More Crap
KLM
Kamikaze Loving Maniacs
Keep Looking Mother
Kiss on Lips & Mouth
Kleine Lonen Maatschappij - in Dutch - "small wages company"
LAN
Lost Airplanes Network
Liat
Luggage Is Always Tardy
Lost in-between Antigua, Trinidad
Leave island any time
Late If At All
Luggage In Any Terminal
Lot
Landing On Templehof (In the early '80 few planes from LOT were hijacked to the
West Berlin and almost always landed at Templehof airfield.)
Look Out, Tower!
Lots Of Trouble
Lufthansa
Let Us F*** The Hostess As No Steward Available
Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say Anything
Merpati
Miserable experience. Routinely pilots are totally incompetent
MATS (predecessor of the Military Airlift Command)
May Arrive Tomorrow Sometime
MIAT
Maybe I Arrive Today
Monarch
Most Orgasmic Nymphos Are Routinely Carried home
NAC
Not A Clue
Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
Olympic
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PAL
Plane Always Late
Pan Am
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
Pilots Are Not A Must
Pandemonium
Poor Airline Needs Any Money
PIA
Passenger's Illegal Abductor
Prayers In the Air
Perhaps I Arrive
Please Inform Allah
PSA
Passengers Scattered About
Paul's Saturday Airline
Push & Shove Airlines
PWA
Pray While Aloft
Pete's Wobbly Airline
Piddly Widdly Airline
Please Wait Awhile
QANTAS
Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
Queer and Nasty, Try Another Service
Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship
Ryanair
Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership
SAA
Serious African Agro
Suffering Africa Again
Sad Act Airline
Satan's Aviating Angels
Sabena
Sex Aan Boord En Niets Anders (Sex on board and nothing else)
Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
Send All Baggage Everywhere Never Arriving
Select A Better European National Airline
SAHSA
Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS
Sweet And Sexy
Service After Sex
Sex And Smorgasbord
Sex And Satisfaction
Sex Always Supplied
Same As Sabena
Salmon Always Salmon (a reference to the in-flight meals)
Such A S***
SATA
Sempre Anda Tanto Atrasada. (Portugese for "It always flights with large delay")
Saudia
Sudden Arrivals Unannounced Departures Inshallah Airlines
SIA
Sex In the Air
Singapore Imitates America
Song
Same Old Nasty Girls
Southwest
Seldom Wants the Active
Southwestern Trailways
Spirit
Seldom Punctual, Incessantly Running Into Trouble
Swiss
So What Its Still Swissair
Swissair
Stewardesses With Instant Sucking Services Available In Rear
Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Raunchy / Rare
TAA
Try Another Airline
TACA
Take A/C Anywhere
Take Another Carrier Always
Take A Chance Airways
Take A Coffin Along
Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda
TAP
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane
Tem Atraso Permanente. (Portugese for "It is permanently late")
THY
They Hate You
TNT
Tomorrow Not Tonight
TRANSAVIA
To Rape A Nice Stewardess After V1 is Allowed
TWA
Teeny Weeny Airlines
Terrorists Welcome Aboard
That Was Accidental
That Was Awful
Thieves, Whores & Alcoholics
Today's Worst Airline
Tomorrow’s Worst Airline
Tomorrow We'll Arrive
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
Totally Wasted Airlines
Travel With Arabs
Travel With Alcohol
Try Walking Across
Tits Women & Ass
Try With Another
United
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
Usually No Injuries - Though Everybody Dies
Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters
US Air
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality (used to be Allegheny Airlines)
Useless Air
Underwater Seats Available In Rear
UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
Unknown Time of Arrival
Uganda Treetop Airlines
Unable To Ascend
Varig
Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Voyage Awfully Rough Into Gringoland
Virgin
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