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Illustrated technical information covering Vol 2 Over 800 multi-choice systems questions Study notes and technical information Close up photos of internal and external components A compilation of links to major 737 news stories with a downloadable archive Illustrated history and description of all variants of 737 Detailed tech specs of every series of 737 Databases and reports of all the major 737 accidents & incidents General flightdeck views of each generation of 737's Description & news reports of Advanced Blended Winglets Press reports of orders and deliveries A collection of my favourite photographs that I have taken of or from the 737 Details about 737 production methods A compilation of links to other sites with useful 737 content Get the book of the website A quick concise overview of the pages on this site

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AA
Abort! Abort!
Always Awful

Aer Lingus
Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits.

Aeroflot
An Exciting Russian Offer For Lashings Of Terror

AI
Allah Informed

Air France
Any individual requiring Flight readily accepts nasty crashing experience
Air Chance

Air India
After I Return I'll never Do It Again
An Interesting Ride, I'll Not Do It Again

Alaska
Another Late Arrival, Start Kissing Ass

Allegany Airlines
Agony Airlines

Alia
Always Late In Arriving

Alitalia
Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Alaska
A Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italian Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude

American
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea

ANSETT
Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown

ATA
All Times Approximate
Armourous Tits & Ass

AUA
Almost Unknown Airline

AWA
Always Wasting Assets

BA
Bloody Awful
British Apoplectic
Bad Attitude

BEA
Better Eat Afterwards
Back Every Afternoon
Best Ever Airline
Been Ere Already

BNWA
Bankrupt Next Week - Again!
Bobs Not Winning Again

BOAC
Bend Over And Cough
Bend Over Again Christine
British Organisation; Another Calamity
Better On A Camel
Better Organised After Christmas
Blast Off And Crash
Boeing Only Aircraft Club
Base Over Apex Corp
Britian's Only Airborne Circus
British Oozing Artificial Charm
British Overdue Airlines Corporation

Boeing
Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens

BWIA
Best Women In the Air
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Britains Worst Investment Abroad
Better Walk If you're Able
Born to Wait In Airports
But Will I Arrive?

CAAC
China Airlines Always Crashes
Chinese Airlines Always Cancel

Canada 3000
Cattlecar 3000

Dan Air
Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough

Delta
Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
Don't Ever Land There Again
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Dropping Everybody's Luggage Through Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise?
Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
Dazed Executives Leading This Airline
Doing Everything Less Than Average
Damm - Everything Leaves Through Atlanta
Dont Expect Luggage To Arrive

DHL
Damaged, Hidden or Lost
Drop it, Hide it, Lose it
Don't Have Lunch
Desperately Hopelessly Lost

EAA
Even Apes Aviate

El Al
Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost

Emirates
English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering

Finnair
Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality

Garuda
Good And Reliable Until Departure Announced
Good And Reliable.........Under Dutch Administration

Gulf Air
Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair

JAL
Journey Always Late

JAT
Just Any Time
Joke About Time

JMC
Just Might Crash
Just More Crap

KLM
Kamikaze Loving Maniacs
Keep Looking Mother
Kiss on Lips & Mouth
Kleine Lonen Maatschappij - in Dutch - "small wages company"

LAN
Lost Airplanes Network

Liat
Luggage Is Always Tardy
Lost in-between Antigua, Trinidad
Leave island any time
Late If At All
Luggage In Any Terminal

Lot
Landing On Templehof (In the early '80 few planes from LOT were hijacked to the West Berlin and almost always landed at Templehof airfield.)
Lots Of Trouble

Lufthansa
Let Us F*** The Hostess As No Steward Available
Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say Anything

Merpati
Miserable experience. Routinely pilots are totally incompetent

MIAT
Maybe I Arrive Today

Monarch
Most Orgasmic Nymphos Are Routinely Carried home

NAC
Not A Clue

Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport

Olympic
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash

PAL
Plane Always Late

Pan Am
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
Pilots Are Not A Must
Poor Airline Needs Any Money

PIA
Passenger's Illegal Abductor
Prayers In the Air
Perhaps I Arrive
Please Inform Allah

PSA
Paul's Saturday Airline

PWA
Pete's Wobbly Airline
Piddly Widdly Airline
Please Wait Awhile

QANTAS
Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
Queer and Nasty, Try Another Service
Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship

Ryanair
Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership

SAA
Serious African Agro
Suffering Africa Again
Sad Act Airline
Satan's Aviating Angels

Sabena
Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
Send All Baggage Everywhere Never Arriving
Select A Better European National Airline

SAHSA
Stay At Home, Stay Alive

SAS
Sweet And Sexy
Service After Sex
Sex And Satisfaction
Sex Always Supplied
Same As Sabena
Salmon Always Salmon (a reference to the in-flight meals)
Such A S***

SATA
Sempre Anda Tanto Atrasada. (Portugese for "It always flights with large delay")

Saudia
Sudden Arrivals Unannounced Departures Inshallah Airlines

SIA
Sex In the Air
Singapore Imitates America

Song
Same Old Nasty Girls

Swiss
So What Its Still Swissair

Swissair
Stewardesses With Instant Sucking Services Available In Rear
Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Raunchy / Rare

TAA
Try Another Airline

TACA
Take A/C Anywhere
Take Another Carrier Always
Take A Chance Airways
Take A Coffin Along
Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda

TAP
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane
Tem Atraso Permanente. (Portugese for "It is permanently late")

THY
They Hate You

TNT
Tomorrow Not Tonight

TRANSAVIA
To Rape A Nice Stewardess After V1 is Allowed

TWA
Teeny Weeny Airlines
Terrorists Welcome Aboard
That Was Accidental
That Was Awful
Thieves, Whores & Alcoholics
Today's Worst Airline
Tomorrow’s Worst Airline
Tomorrow We'll Arrive
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
Totally Wasted Airlines
Travel With Arabs
Travel With Alcohol
Try Walking Across
Tits Women & Ass
Try With Another

United
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
Usually No Injuries - Though Everybody Dies
Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters

USAir
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality (used to be Allegheny Airlines)
Underwater Seats Available In Rear

UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
Unable To Ascend

Varig
Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Voyage Awfully Rough Into Gringoland

Virgin
Very Interesting Ride: Going Into Nymphos

 

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